About ten years ago, jhfurnish and I were driving around our old haunts in Allentown, and as we drove by a cemetery on 12th Street, we came up with a little ditty that we agreed would make an... interesting song.

About five years later, my friend Chris and I had fleshed out (pardon the pun) complete lyrics to this masterpiece and recorded it. I've had it sitting here for a while, so I present it to you, my faithful audience. Lyrics and link behind the cut:
( totally not work safe, especially the audio )