Note to politicians (especially Democrats):

When you've based your entire political career on the notion that you're a law-and-order ethics-reform champion like Elliot Spitzer (current Governor and former Attorney General of New York, known for busting naughty corporations), DON'T GET CAUGHT FUCKING PROSTITUTES. Easiest way to do that? DON'T FUCK PROSTITUTES.

Repeated, for any other Democrats who might be thinking of fucking up November:

DON'T

FUCK

PROSTITUTES.

Not having a good time of things with the wife? YOU HAVE TWO HANDS. Buy all the porn you want (discreet methods exist). Grab a tube of Jergen's (for your dry, chapped hands). Jerk yourself silly. Do not, under any circumstances, get your naked dick within 100 feet of any woman who is not your wife. Seriously, go home if you need to piss. Keep that motherfucker in your pants.

Because now, for the next eight months, we're going to hear about how Democrats talk about ethics while they're fucking prostitutes. Spitzer, you're in the wrong party if you want to hold office, fuck prostitutes, talk about ethics, and have any chance of re-election. That's the Republican Party.

-pb