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  • Feb. 27th, 2008 at 4:04 PM
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I've been incredibly snarky on the Topix boards lately. Here's my recent favorite:

Whackyjob:
You nor anyone on this forum can prove that homosexuality actually exists.


Me::
Homosexuality:
1 the quality or state of being homosexual
2 erotic activity with another of the same sex

Homosexual:
1 of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex
2 of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex

If you think that none of the above exists, then you don't come from our reality, and you might be getting a bad connection that's routing you to our time-space continuum where such things and states actually do exist. You might want to call your internet service provider. It might be solar flares, or you might need to check your TCP/IP setting (or whatever it is you have in your reality).


-pb

Comments

[info]leigh137 wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2008 09:13 pm (UTC)
Seriously? He said that? You can not tell me he hasn't looked up lesbian pr0n on the intrawebs. How is that not homosexual activity?
[info]royalphoenix wrote:
Feb. 28th, 2008 03:15 am (UTC)
...post a link to a picture of you and Mike doing it. That should convince him.



:)