victoria_fusion and I went to Staples last night to procure her a new grade book. The clerk stuffed a flyer into the bag. Here is the complete text, unedited for your annoyance:

PC Running Slow?

YOUR INVITED!!

Location: King of Prussia Staples
316 South Henderson Road
King of Prussia
Date: February 20th
Time: All Day

Have Staples EasyTech Staff provide a FREE PC Tune-Up and System analyzer. Techs will be onsite all day!
No appointment neccessary.

Finally, a better way.

Call 610-768-9283

ARGH!

-pb