My favorite bugbear, Partei Sprecherin Frau Coulter, has dissapointed me. I eagerly look forward to her rabid slobberings on Thursdays. I expected this week to be an impotent but vitrolic slam at Michael Moore for not pissing off USA Today as she did during the RNC. Perhaps, a slam against fellow conservative John McCain for flip-flopping on Bush? Mayhaps even a stab at "liberals" by touting Zell Miller!

But no, just more defense of Swift Boat Veterans For Truth. Why, Frau Coulter? Why do you not rile my blood by making pointed attacks at people who share my political ideology? Why do you not spew your racist hatred forth from your vile word-hole? I beg you, Ann, come back. I miss you.

-pb