More reasons not to fuck with the proud owner of a vagina:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/01/31/berlusconi.apology.reut/index.html

Silvio Berlusconi, Italy's Bush-cock-gobbling former Prime Minister, made some dumb statements that really insulted his wife (directly, not in general). She called him on it, and he refused to apologize. So, she did what any rational woman would do. She published a letter on the front page of a left-leaning, anti-Berlusconi newspaper explaining her position.

I'm guessing he's going to be sleeping with his hand for a while.

-pb